001. I like to drink milk when I eat pizza, not beer or pop.

002. Stationary stores fascinate me.

003. I am probably the most inflexible person in the world.

004. I was born with my sun in Capricorn and moon in Libra.

005. I learned from experience to never run with my mouth open because a bug will probably fly straight down my throat.

006. My left foot is slightly bigger than my right foot.

007. My favourite character from the Simpsons is Sideshow Bob.

008. I once shared an elevator with a Paul Stanley impersonator.

009. I sometimes brush my teeth three times a day.

010. I consider myself an emancipated geek.

011. Diamond tetras (Moenkhausia pittieri) are my favourite tetras.

012. I once ate a box of nerds, refilled it with pebbles, and glued the flaps together so it looked brand new. Then I gave it away to a boy in my class.

013. I think everything sounds better with a Scottish accent.

014. Guys with poor spelling are a huge turnoff.

015. I think all that Mars and Venus relationship crap is, well, crap.

016. If I could host a celebrity dinner party, I would invite Bill Maher, Howard Stern, Ellen Degeneres, and Conan O'Brien. There would be some very interesting conversations around the table.

017. Mickey’s Toontown is my favourite part of Disneyland.

018. I like to experiment with new cookie and cupcake recipes. The weirder the ingredients, the more likely I am to try it.

019. Squeezy toys make me laugh.

020. I once took bellydancing lessons for fun.

021. For some unknown reason, I like to look at wedding gown pictures in wedding magazines.

022. I can't stand the taste of beer.

023. I really like the name Tristan and might name my kid that if I ever have one.

024. I think the world was robbed of a brilliant musician when Jeff Buckley died.

025. People mostly mistake me for Japanese or Korean, but I'm Chinese.

026. Men who write neatly score points with me, especially if they handwrite instead of print.

027. I don't like pointy or square-toed shoes. It's round all the way!

028. If I could have any singing voice I wanted, it would be Karen Carpenter’s or Esthero’s.

029. When I was about eleven, I declared that I would always wear spandex and baggy shirts. I still shudder at the thought today.

030. I can sleep just about anywhere.

031. My Myers-Brigg personality type is ISTJ.

032. I once sold 18" of my hair on eBay, thinking it would go to a wigmaker. The buyer turned out to be a hair fetishist.

033. I don’t like licorice.

034. I once did a 10km run wearing a costume.

035. I love watching Inspector Gadget cartoons.

036. I spell complete words when I send text messages.

037. I love to sing in the shower.

038. I like spoilers.

039. Whenever my friends and I can’t finish the pitcher of peach sangria at Olive Garden, I pour the rest into my water bottle and take it home.

040. I will answer to eh-LEEN (the actual pronounciation of MY name) and eye-LEEN (because it can also be pronounced that way), but I hate it when people call me EH-leen or "Elaine." I used to ignore it, but now I correct them.

041. I can’t stand spicy/oriental or sweet fruity perfumes.

042. If I were a Spice Girl, I would probably be called Snarky Spice.

043. I don't find metrosexuals attractive. I want a real man.

044. My font Cutting Corners was used in the video/computer game Worms Blast.

045. I got into an argument with the boy sitting next to me on my first day of class in grade one. He thought that I would die before him because my birthday came before his. He didn't get any smarter when he grew up.

046. One of my favourite novels is Tolstoy's Anna Karenina.

047. My favourite kids' book is The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch. I even dressed up as the main character during Halloween 2005.

048. I am a compulsive arm hooker.

049. I bake really good lavender cookies.

050. One of my bedroom walls at my old house used to be covered with New Kids pin-ups until my dad tore them down in a fit of rage.

051. I was in a play in grade one. I wore an old wig and played Goldilocks.

052. I don't like dill pickles.

053. I think I hear pitches better than actual words.

054. i GeT rLy PiSsEd WhEn PpL tYpE LiKe DiS!!!!

055. When I flew from Denpasar (Bali) to Yogyakarta and back, my LionAir tickets were issued under the name Ailyyn.

056. I'd like to visit each of the seven continents during my lifetime.

057. I have astigmatism.

058. I have a picture of a fish in my wallet. It's Fraidy and he's the most awesomest betta in the world!

059. My favourite calamari meal was at the South African restaurant Moyo and I will probably never have it again.

060. I don't really have a hero, but if I were to pick somebody I would probably choose Dana Reeve.

061. I’m fully conversant in HTML.

062. When presented with a dessert menu, I pretty much never order the chocolate item.

063. I am limiting myself to a maximum of one Orange Julius drink per week.

064. I find super shiny lipglosses, like the vinyl or lipglass variety, incredibly repulsive.

065. I really dislike websites that embed music into their pages, especially if the stop button is hard to find or missing.

066. I have an Atari machine.

067. My favourite Jelly Belly flavour is "juicy pear."

068. Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City annoyed me with her neediness.

069. My mom thinks it's funny that a lot of the styles I like today are similar to what she wore when she was my age.

070. I own a pair of Skechers rollerskates with sparkly red wheels.

071. It amazes me that people want to buy the jewellery I make.

072. I would be a world class failure if I ever tried the Atkins diet. I love my pasta and noodles waaaay too much.

073. I think people who lighten their hair dramatically tend to look older.

074. I've never coloured my hair before. It's naturally brown and appears a bit reddish under sunlight.

075. I think speedskating would be a cool sport to excel in except I don't want speedskater thighs.

076. My Flueshoe got picked in the Fluevog open source footwear design “contest.” Then they made a shoe called the Choice Aileen, but it looked nothing like my design.

077. The first tape I ever bought was New Kids on the Block's self-titled album.

078. I'm not afraid of heights.

079. When I was in grade four, my class participated in an art contest sponsored by a bunch of local optometrists. I pulled out an old painting of flowers I did during a weekend class, added a girl wearing glasses, and submitted it. I won first place.

080. I can't stand the taste of carrots. And parsley and coriander and taro.

081. As a lark, I once wanted to start a self-help group for people who sit too much. It was called Flat Bums Anonymous and I wanted to create a website to help oversitters overcome their sitting addiction. I was fully aware of the irony.

082. My preschool teacher once told my mom that I didn't help clean up after the activities. The next day, I wouldn't leave until I wiped the toilet down.

083. I have a secret fear that I will go bald or at least start balding one day.

084. I like watching movies shot in Vancouver because I recognize the locations.

085. It bugs me when people say my mom looks young enough to pass for my sister because that means I look old.

086. A woman once thought my mom was my younger sister, but I think she had something loose upstairs. After all, nobody in their right mind wears a shower cap at a swimming pool!

087. I like to make one-of-a-kind experimental martinis by throwing various liqueurs and juices together. Some actually turn out quite well.

088. When I was in high school, I could do sixty push ups in a minute.

089. I have every song the Longpigs have ever recorded. In fact, I purchased all of their albums and singles from eBay.

090. One day, I would like to write a fairytale parody called Yellow Snow and the Seven Dorks.

091. I know how to pronounce "Dvorak."

092. I think it sounds really weird when people say they are dating themselves even though I know they mean they are indirectly revealing their age.

093. I was on the school volleyball team in grades nine and ten, and my specialty was an unpredictable underhand serve - it usually just skimmed over the net really fast and took people by surprise. I quit after grade ten because they kept raising the net and I couldn't reach the top even if I jumped.

094. My favourite trees are jacarandas, magnolias, and cherry blossoms.

095. I can't stand high maintenance people.

096. I won't wear nice shoes to work because people keep stepping on them when I'm on the bus.

097. My favourite stuffed animal is a cream coloured bunny that I've had since I was a baby. It's fur is now matted after years of love.

098. I wear waterproof mascara.

099. I don't understand the Canadian love for The Tragically Hip.

100. I have never taken a bubble bath.